Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Recent Jakisms

"You wear a clock on your arm?"
(Said to Grammmie, who was wearing a watch)
"I visited you at the hobstible and Will had black poop."
"Hey, a rectangle!"
(Holding a piece of bacon up)
"Look! My feet doin' wheelies!"
(leaning back and balancing on the heels of his sneakers)
"You're my breast friend."
"Excuse you."
(To Will after he passed gas.)
"They can't reach the sky, they don't have hands or arms."
(in response to Grammie saying the mountains are so tall they reach the sky.)

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